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The Leaky Bugle
(OR TO PET HIS LONG, FLOWING HAIR... YOUR CHOICE
September 11, 2010 - Arizona vs. The CitadelVolume 55 Issue1
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Table of ContentsMessage From/About theEditors.....................................3
Kristen and Chelsea say hi.
Behind theMusic................................................................4
A brief history of the band whose music were performing
What isCydonia?................................................................5
Mystery driving you crazy? Learn more here
102 Ways to Say YouSuck!............................................6
Youll hear most of them by the end of September
Retro-Spective....................................................................7
Presenting you with historic information10 Reasons Being AScience/Math Major in the Pride is
a GoodThing................................................................8
There are SOME upsides....
Beat of a DifferentDrummer............................................8
Our very own Bryce Goods comic returns
Meet theBand....................................................................9
Learn about those sections of the band you never get to marchnear
All You Ever Needed to Know About Bowl Games.........10
An overview for those of you who have no idea what a bowl gameis
CaptionContest..................................................................11
Think youre funny? Prove it.
The Citadel: GamePredictions.........................................12
People who know things about sports try to predict thefuture
FabulousFootball...............................................................13
Someone who doesnt know things about sports tries to predict thefuture
Shoutouts............................................................................15
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Message From/About the Editors
Hello POA! We are Chelsea Cohen and Kristen Riordan, and
were the editors for this years Leaky Bugle. Were bothreally
excited for this season and for being able to do the LeakyBugle.
Help make it as awesome as it can be by submitting as muchas
you can each week to [emailprotected]!
About ChelseaChelsea is a senior clarinet
player and Tears for Fears
rookie majoring in CreativeWriting and Linguistics and
minoring in Math. She is a
member of Tau Beta Sigma
and likes reading, solving
puzzles, and playing video
games.
About KristenKristen is a senior horn player
and Tears for Fears rookie
majoring in Photography andminoring in Art History. She
is a member of Kappa Kappa
Psi and likes sleeping, hugs,
and hanging out with her bros.
Leaky Bugle Staff
Committee Members
Tau Beta SigmaChelsea Cohen
Stephanie Castro
Tiffany McCall
Amanda Tester
Craig Tester
Kappa Kappa PsiKristen Riordan
Tyler Anderson
Carl McBee
Emilio Romero
Lauren Spradlin
Contributors
Tyler Anderson
Erika Barrett
Stephanie CastroLauren Childers
Kenny Contrata
Bryce Good
Tiffany McCall
Mark Slater
Amanda TesterCraig Tester
Andre Veres
Chris Waters
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The formation of Muse began in 1994 in Teignmouth (UK) withguitarist Matt Bellamys audition in
drummer Dominic Howards band and concluded with the addition ofChris Wolstenholme on bass gui-
tar. Together, they underwent a series of gigs under names likeGothic Plague and Fixed Penalty and
rst moved into recognition when they won a Battle of the Bandscontest under the name Rocket BabyDolls (note how appropriate amingbaby allusions would be if this hadnt changed). The name Muse
emerged when a friend suggested that a muse was responsible forthe formation of several bands in small-
town Teignmouth. Putting aside the Oxford English Dictionarysuse of the term in reference to the nine
goddesses regarded as presiding over and inspiring learning andthe arts, the latter denition of a muse
as an object of inspiration of poetry or song, provided the bandwith a name that was not only short and
looked good on posters, but also with a name of substantialmeaning.
Slowly rising to fame in gigs in London and Manchester, Muse metand signed a contract to produce
recordings for Sawmills Studio. After producing two EPs, theband eventually signed on with Taste Media
to produce Muses rst three albums, Showbiz (1999), Origin ofSymmetry (2001) and Absolution (2003).
The release of their second album, Origin of Symmetry resultedfrom much of the experimentation in bothinstrumental and vocallines to produce the slightly eerie (maybe even reminiscent ofthose Greek god-
desses) sound recognized as a characteristic to the band. Therelease of Absolution in 2003 debuted as
number one in the UK and marked the Muses rst top ten hit, Timeis Running Out and top twenty hits,
Hysteria, Sing for Absolution and Butteries and Hurricanes.Following its release in the UK, they
were given two TV Europe awards and the merit of Best Life Actin both the Q Awards and the 2005
BRIT Awards. This success marked the bands move intointernational popularity with tours in the Canada,
Australia, New Zealand, France, and the US, where the Absolutionwent Gold.
The bands experimentation was furthered with the release ofBlack Holes and Revelations (2006), in
which a majority of the themes revolved around the inspirationand application of science ction into their
music. This fourth album hailed a number of awards andnominations, of which Knights of Cydonia was
voted as number one in the worlds largest poll in Australia.Following the bands innovative drive was the
release of The Resistance, the rst album produced by the banditself. Topping the charts in 19 countries
(#3 in the US), the debut saw about 148,000 copies sold in itsrst week in the UK.
Throughout the success of their career, praise of Muse hascorrelated around the bands ambition and in-
novation. Queen guitarist Brian May has described the band asReal virtuosos who let their madness
show through, always a good thing in an artist. Given theambiguity of genres associated with the band
(progressive rock, space rock, alternative, electronic, Indie,even rock opera), Muses claim to fame lies
with their ability to create their own sound throughunconventional means.
Behind the Music
by Tiffany McCall
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Have you ever lost sleep at night after listening to Knights ofCydonia because you have absolutely no
idea just exactly where Cydonia is? Is it a town in medievalFrance? No. Is it the name of Matthew Bel-
lamys favorite bowling alley? Doubtful. Is it Professor Reeshome planet? Possibly, but thats the closest
guess so far. Truth be told, Cydonia isnt on Earth. Its a regionon Mars.
Mars? you say. How could there possibly be knights on Mars? Wehavent even discovered life on Mars,
much less one that has developed a feudal system of society!Well, youre right. There are no knights on
Mars. But there is a face, which is pretty cool too.
Look familiar? If youve ever seen the movie Mission to Mars orhave paid
attention in an elementary school science class, it should.Taken by NASAs
Viking 1 spacecraft, this photo shows the famous face on Marssituated
within the Cydonia region. Located in Mars northern hemisphere,Cydo-
nia consists of three smaller regions: Cydonia Mensae, CydoniaColles, and
Cydonia Labyrinthus, which are a group of mesas, a collection ofsmall hills,
and a series of complex intersecting valleys respectively. Someof these hills
are said to resemble human-built pyramids, which combined withthe face has
created quite the excitement for conspiracy theorists across theworld. So be-
fore you come to any conclusions, check out the picture below,taken in 2001
by the Mars Global Surveyor.
Thats the face without its makeup on. Not as good looking,huh?
The name Cydonia originates from an ancient city-state on theisland
of Crete named Kydonia. Kydonia was mentioned in VirgilsAneid,
where its citizens were praised for their excellent archeryskills. The
exact location of Kydonia was lost until Robert Pashleydiscovered
its site using only ancient literature (sometime around 1834).Today,
the city of Chania, Cretes second largest city, resides on whatwas
once Kydonia.
I hope that this brief explanation helps you sleep at night! Oh,and go
watch the music video. Itll make more sense now.
What is Cy donia?by Cr aig Test er
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1) That sucked2) Unskilled3) Repulsive4) Poor5) Shocking6)Horric7) Terrible8) Appalling9) Atrocious10) Awful11) Disastrous12)Gruesome13) Horrid14) Offensive15) Mediocre16) Unacceptable17)Thats wrong
18) Thats weak19) Youre not working hard today20) You are verybad at that21) Thats not coming along22) Im upset to see youworking like that23) Thats careless24) Exactly wrong25) You made medepressed26) Youre not improving any today27) Youve just about gotit, for ________ high school28) Thats the worst youve ever done29)Youre doing a crappy job
30) Are you trying to waste time?31) Do it again32) [ ]33) Thatwas ass34) Are you waiting for the second time?35) Keeping workingon it36) Youre improving37) What do you not understand?38) That'snot it39) You didn't wow me40) Do I have to do it myself?
41) Are you proud of that? Really???42) You can play too______43) You really make my job fun44) Are you new?45) We're notin the business of okay46) That was okay47) What were youthinking?48) Where is your intensity?49) That was special50)*biting sarcasm* Wow...51) __________ Come here
52) Are you a rookie?53) Thats not the way to do it54) Did youleave your brain at home today?55) What did you even do?56) Or youcould try harder....57) That would be in poor taste58) That simplywill not do59) Thats better than average60) Are you inept?!61) Youmust not have been practicing62) Dont quit your day job63) That wascrap64) Stop. What you are doing!65) At least your mother lovesyou66) Youre scaring the children67) You swing like a dead cat68)Why dont you just quit?
69) There must be a misunderstanding70) This isnt what Imeant71) That needs correction72) You need to concentrate73) Wedont have all day74) Thats not such a good idea75) Im not so keenon this76) Correct me if Im wrong77) I know youve tried yourbest78) I dont think you understand79) I have some reservations80)Maybe we should reect
81) Im worried82) Id like to express my doubts83) I regret toinform you, that was awful84) I hate to tell you, that was bad85) Idont know how to say this...86) Its a shame87) Im not satised88) Idlike to le a complaint89) How about we keep on trying?90) You didntoverwhelm me91) Dont try to outdo yourself now
92) That was pathetic93) At least we have something to workwith94) Well that was different95) I dont think you should do thisanymore96) You remembered! Finally....97) That was loathsome98)That stinks99) If your lifeguard skills were as good as your_______a lot of people would be drowning100) That was frustrating101) Ifyou were _______ing like that two thousandyears ago, people wouldstone you
102 Ways to Say You Suck!
By Lauren ChildersUnlike the 101 ways to say Good Job!, I feelthis list is more
Rees appropriate
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Retro-Spectiveby Amanda Tester and Tyler Anderson
Amanda is a know-it-all history major and a UA tour guide whoenjoys relentlessly drilling campus
trivia into the brains of prospective students. Tyler is achemistry major, total Boy Scout, and resi-dent expert in allthings UA and Tucson. Alone, we are simply the historians of TauBeta Sigma andKappa Kappa Psi (respectively). Together, we are theguardians of POA history and the keepers of band
tradition and lore.
Its no secret that the UA loves its ght songs. Exhibit 1: wehave Bear Down Arizona, which has lyrics so simple that the
student section can pull off a passable rendition (even afterconsuming as they do on game days) and Fight, Wildcats, Fight(a
song so complicated that there are four different versions tosing, depending on whether you are an alumni or undergrad andif
youre at a basketball or football game). So naturally, when wescore a touchdown, the POA plays Fight, just to throw those
kids a curveball. It only makes sense that the UA band wanted toget on the ght song bandwagon. The following is an ac-
count of the events surrounding the advent of Here Comes theBand.
THE HISTORY OF HERE COMES THE BAND
In the early 1960s, the former leader of the popular ARMCOCorporation Band, Frank Simon, arrived in Tucson to accept a
position as the University of Arizonas trumpet and cornetprofessor. Simon developed close ties to the marching band andwrotethe march Here Comes the Band for the UA Band.
Under Jack Lee, the UA Band performed Here Comes the Band inparade routines and on the eld. Depending on the situ-
ation the band would play it, sing it, or alternate playing andsinging. When James Keene took over the directorship in 1980,
the band participated in signicantly fewer parades than the JackLee Era; therefore, Here Comes the Band fell out of use in
the Pride of Arizona.
Here Comes the Band was kept alive mainly by oral traditionwithin the local chapters of Kappa Kappa Psi and Tau Beta
Sigma for the next couple decades. During this time, Simonscomposition became less of a march and more of a ght tune.
Several odd modulations also appeared as it was passed downthrough the organizations. In the early 2000s a Vice Presi-
dent of Membership of the Kappa Kappa Psi chapter by the name ofJonah Elrod (former POA trombone section leader and
all-around awesome TA from 2006-2008) attempted to create adenitive version of Here Comes the Band. The original
versions couldnt be found for reference, so he transcribed thepiece as it made the most sense to him. Elrods version,withrevision by our very own Scott Matlick, is currently the ofcialversion passed down in the Omega chapters of Kappa Kappa
Psi and Tau Beta Sigma.
(For copies of the Elrod-Matlick transcription of Here Comes theBand, please send a request via e-mail to tanderso@email.
arizona.edu.)
And now, because the entire band deserves to share in the epicawesomeness of this piece, here are the lyrics to the POAs
ght song.
Here comes the band, the U-of-A Band
With matchless reputation
The best by test, the best in the WestA pattern for thenation!
Here comes the band,
And Gee! But its grand
Hear that Bear Down melody
So cheer for Arizona! Fight for Arizona!
And lead the team to victory!
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10 reasons being a science/math major in the pride is
a good thing
By Erika Barrett
1.YouknowwhatpainrelieverstotakeandtonotmixduringBandCampbecauseyouranaTLCplateinGen-Chemofthem.
2.Anglesareeasiertosetbecauseyouknowhowvectorswork,andyougetannoyedwhenanX^2formbecomesitsderivativeatspots.
3.YouunderstandwhyyoucanthearReessometimesontheloudspeakerbecauseofthewaveinterferencefromtheSunTranbussounds.
4.YouthoughtupwaystoremembertheAminoAcidsandfunctionalgroupsbysingingittoyourmusic(yeahmulti-tasking!).
5.SomeoneinthePridehasthatstupid$150bookyouneedthatwillbereprintednextyearjustbecausesomeplanetisntconsideredaplanetanymorebutallthatreallychangedwasa
fewlinesinthebookbuttheteacherwontpostthepagesfromthepreviouseditions
becauseitsoutofdate.
6.Labsafterpracticeohwait.
7.GenChemtestsonMondaynights!!!!!!!!!!BestreasonEVERtonotbeatpracticeohwait8.Whenyougetstressedout,atleastthereare150otherpeoplewhoprobablyaretoo.9.Youhave5teststhatweek,2papers,aquiz,reading,handouts,andhomework,butyou
cometobandanywaybecauseatleastyoucangetastudybreakinandputenergyinto
somethingotherthanbacteria,calculus,andhexanerings.
10.+ + Androstenone
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Is i o play . . .
meet tHe BAND!!
LETS MEET ThE TEnorS!Also Known As: Tac.
Quos: G tac! Tat e ad a ai i it. 3 e ad a. JJ te Jet Plae.
morabl mons: We Zack didt beak is aess, we Zack wete wg aess, weKik didt take pictue f us but tk pictues fte te sectis at dum camp,leavig a le f Zack, Zack memizigte sw ad dill i e day.
Qusions for Rs: Is te clck sud bette yet? Wat des te bld fmtalstaste like? Wy dt we get t meet te bad duig Satuday pac-
tices? Ca we play te te call evey time te bad as t g t atteti?Cawe play te Ameica te Beautiful sl?
Show Suggsions: retu f Zeppeli, Te Eagles, Mas Vlta, Cake,Cami-a Buaa (te full vesi), Liki Pak, Bea Dw 2002, retu f Muse,retuf Aesmit, retu f F Figtes, nusey ymes fm te 19tcetuy, Seseme Steet,ad Tes Extavagaza.
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In the past, weve always had the Hawaii bowl, which was usuallythe 6th place bowl. Now we have the addi-
tion of the Alamo bowl, which actually dishes out a decent loador cash to the teams playing. Money would
dictate that the Alamo Bowl is now the third place bowl and theSun bowl is 4th. Lets be honest. They are
both in Texas, and you dont want to go there over your holidaybreak...unless youre *Jake Thompson...
because you already live there.
Here is the last little tidbit before I close out this articleand let you progress your reading onto more impor-
tant things like witty band inside jokes, articles about Muse,and an interview with Rees (This is assuming
the Bugle is the same as it used to be). The #1 and #2 overallteams at the end of the season play in the BCSchampionship game. Ifa Pac 10 team makes it to the championship game, then everyone elsegets bumped up
one! Also, USC (being the spooty spoot head school that it is)is currently serving a 2 year bowl suspension
for paying Reggie Bush, their former **Heisman running back toplay for their school. This means we have
9 teams competing to play in 6 bowl games. Washington State andArizona State are already out. Theyre
absolutely terrible this year. I hope this helps get you guysexcited and I hope to see you all at the Rose bowl
this year! Ill be the drunk UA fan...
Sincerely,
Chris Waters
PS- As you read this article, at this very moment, I am layingon the beach. Suck it.
* In every article I write, I usually try to pepper in mydislike for the state of Texas and then somehow mention
that Jake Thompson lives there. I will occasionally referencehis testosterone packed masculinity and boyish
good looks (that sexy devil).
**The Heisman award goes to the best college player of the year.It is an extremely prestigious award. Other
players who have won the Heisman are Matt Leinart (The exArizona Cardinals mediocre quarterback) and OJ
Stabby Wifey Simpson.
CAPTION CONTEST!
Send in emails with a funny or witty caption to this weekspicture, and the
top three will be in the next Bugle!
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Arizona football season has ofcially begun! With the Wildcatsexciting annihilation of the Rockets last
week, it seems as though a Rose Bowl berth could be a very realpossibility especially since USC appar-
ently did some bad things and isnt allowed to go any bowl games,poor them.
But before we have the chance to see roses, the Wildcats rstmust do battle against The Citadel.
Never heard of The Citadel? Dont feel bad, neither had I. So forthose not in the know, The Citadel is a
small military college in South Carolina. Their total number ofstudents hovers around 3,300 yes, thats
roughly the same number of students in some of yourlectures.
I originally thought that The Citadel might be a force to bereckoned with since theyre a military school,
and who doesnt love a man in uniform? But Ive come to realizethat they just wont do.
First on my long list of grievances is that they do not play intheir military uniforms. Whats the good of
having those delicious uniforms if you dont even wear them in acontest of strength, smarts and agility.
Now dont get me wrong. Football uniforms are also nice, butmilitary uniform would have trumped football.
Too bad they dont take advantage of it.
Second, the uniforms The Citadel players do wear are tackybeyond all reason. In case you havent seen
them, they are a god-awful shade of blue. It doesnt quite havethe softness of Carolina blue but maybe has
some seafoam in it. Anyway its ugly and out of style.
Third, their quarterback is not hot and not just in comparisonto our ultra-hottie QB Nick Foles hes not
attractive, like, at all. Now, I can forgive a lot of things, Ima very understanding and kind person butIm pretty sure it says inthe Constitution, All quarterbacks must be at least an 8. And theirquarterback,
freshman Matt Thompson, is no better than a 3. Thompson is oneof ve vying for the ofcial quarterback
position, and there is not one redeemable prospect in the entiredeformed band of mists. All are far below a
5. The Citadel really should remedy that if they want to bechampions.
Nick Foles, on the other hand, will of course lead our team tovictory. Though Im not necessarily diggin
his new haircut (still owing blond locks, though slightlyshorter than last year), I will say that Foles is still a
hard 9. Thats like a bagillion points higher than any of theBulldogs QBs.
Fourth, their mascot is a bulldog which is totally adorable butwouldnt last ten minutes if we put it in a
cage with a wildcat. Rawr!
So at the end of the game, when the shoulder pads and cups comeoff, Arizona will be victorious and one
step closer to having a lovely rose garden in backyard.
Arizona: 764
The Citadel: -3
And now for a slightly different take...
Fabulous Football!by Kenny Contrata
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Drumming in a
Line...
aka
TheDRUMLIN
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Sammie-
MOAN!!
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some moreSHOUT OUTS!GET SOME CLARINETS!!!!
Best section ever :)
Love E
Hornz!
Show me your stomach!
Guard! First game! Good luck tonight!
:) Get ready to experience the magic
of Arizona Stadium.
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PLUS MORESHOUT OUTS!Dearest woman,
I love you. Oh and puddles!!!!! Hope
you have a great first game!!!!!
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ADDITIONALSHOUT OUTS!GUARD!!! GET IT, LOCK IT IN! WE GOT
THIS!
PERFORM YOUR LITTLE BUTTS OFF!
LOVE ERIN
Kiwi Punk,
Youre doing a great job so far, for
real.
Keep up the awesome job and dont
stress.
Yay first game! :D
Hey Bones!
Way to be awesome on our hike!
It was tons of fun and now we know an
epic song.
Next time, lets shoot for the whole
section. Dont Stop!
Julie,
I miss marching with you. Well have
to have
Delta Xi nite soon.
-Stephanie
Joe-You have done a fantastic job this
year as section leader. I am loving
this year. Dont Stop.
-Lauren
Trombones:
You have done an awesome so far this
season. We only can get better from
here!
Love, Lauren
To all rookies:
Good Luck on your first game this
week. Just remember to keep going,
watch, dont listen, and enjoy :)
Caitlin,
Boo, youre in Japan. And Im not
there with you.
-The one who just came back from Ja-
Stephanie-
I am so glad you came back this
year. I couldnt make it with-
out you. When you are not there on
Wednesdays I get kind of depressed.
Hope your lab is worth it.
Lauren
To the person who stole the monkey-
Please return him to Room J. The
band doesnt know how to have mon-
key feet without him. I know he is
small, but he is definitely notice-
able and missed.HORNZ--WE STILL HAVE TWO MORE PARTS
LEFT!!!! DONT STOP!!!!
Arielle,
Love you tons. You are fabulous.
AEA,
Kaowaiimono
Emilio,
Keep up the good work.
AEA,
Kaowaiimono
5-7-1929,
Forever striving.
AEA,
Kaowaiimono
Amanda Tester, Will Lathrop, Craig
Tester, Kyle Johnston, Kelsey Riley,
Jake Thompson and Sarah Early rockmy world! Thanks for all yourhelp
guys! ~Ashley M.
Bill,
Your band better check themselves...
BEFORE they wreck themselves. March
10, 2011. Staples Center.
-Nick
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